Jokes about Politicians - Page 1

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.

Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.

Two politicans were having a heated debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other politician screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don’t need a subject.

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.