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Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about politicians and politics. There are 40 jokes in this category.

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Jokes about Politicians
Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
Jokes about Politicians
The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
Submitted by: Fred
Jokes about Politicians
Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.
Submitted by: Billy
Jokes about Politicians
A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
Jokes about Politicians
Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
Submitted by: Billy
Jokes about Politicians
Two politicans were having a heated debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other politician screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
Jokes about Politicians
There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
Submitted by: Neil
Jokes about Politicians
A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
Jokes about Politicians
The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
Jokes about Politicians
Don't vote - it only encourages them.

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