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Jokes about Politicians
The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
Jokes about Politicians
Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
Jokes about Politicians
Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
Jokes about Politicians
Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
Jokes about Politicians
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
Jokes about Politicians
I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
Jokes about Politicians
A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
Jokes about Politicians
A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.
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Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.

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