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The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell
all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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