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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about politicians and politics.
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A little girl asked her father, 'Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject and those who don't need a subject.
Two politicians were having a heated debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, 'What about the powerful interest that controls you?'
And the other politician screamed back, 'You leave my wife out of this!'
And the other politician screamed back, 'You leave my wife out of this!'
Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First, they lie on one side and then on the other.
First, they lie on one side and then on the other.
The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
"Do you think," asked the poll taker, "that the terms of Congressmen should be limited?"
"Of course not!" exclaimed the taxpayer. "They should stay in jail as long as everyone else!"
"Of course not!" exclaimed the taxpayer. "They should stay in jail as long as everyone else!"
Outlying - what politicians are doing when they are campaigning.