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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about politicians and politics.

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Jokes about Politicians
The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Did you hear about the blonde secretary who cut her fingers off so that she could write short hand?

Vacation

His mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime.

Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."

What do fish sing at Christmas?
Shark, the herald angels sing.

Waiters

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What do elephants say as a compliment to other elephants?
You look elephantastic.

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