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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about politicians and politics.

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Jokes about Politicians
The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.

Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!

Medical definition: Dilate. To live too long.

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