Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze, who?
Ooze meant to be in charge around here? School
Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is! Questions
What's another word for Thesaurus?Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Zinc.
Zinc who?
Zinc I must have come to the wrong house. British Jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who thought Max Head Room was the owner of a chain of underground car parks?Yo Mama
Yo mama's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull! American Humor
Pay attention to the panhandler who asks you for a dime for a cup of coffee. Give it to him. Then, follow him and find out where they still sell coffee for a dime. What Did?
What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.