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Jokes About Politicians - Page 5 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about politicians and politics.
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To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.
A politician is a man who stands for whatever he thinks the voters will fall for.
Love of money is the root of all politics.
Never trust a politician who says, "Trust Me".
Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.
When is the only time a politician tells the truth?
When he admits he's lying.
When he admits he's lying.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Frogs
What is a frogs favorite flower?A Croak-us.
Miscellaneous
Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb.Girlfriends
Last night, I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, 'Yes, but would you stay there?'Insults
Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm the invisible manWell, I can't see you now.
Work
Remember, you are learning nothing when you are doing all the talking.British Jokes
Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?In Hyde Park.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Lotte.
Lotte who?
Lotte sense.