Jokes About Politicians - Page 5 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about politicians and politics.

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To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.

A politician is a man who stands for whatever he thinks the voters will fall for.

Love of money is the root of all politics.

Never trust a politician who says, "Trust Me".

Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.

When is the only time a politician tells the truth?
When he admits he's lying.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

I told the boss that I'd be in bright and early tomorrow morning. He said, 'Good! Either one will be an improvement.'

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.

'What runs around a garden but never moves?'
'A fence.'

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

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