Office
I told the boss that I'd be in bright and early tomorrow morning. He said, 'Good! Either one will be an improvement.' Christmas
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed. Doctors
What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out. Cannibals
Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.What Do You Get?
What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain. What Is?
What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues. Intelligence Tests
'What runs around a garden but never moves?'
'A fence.' Computers
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.