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Jokes About Politicians - Page 5 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about politicians and politics.

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To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.
A politician is a man who stands for whatever he thinks the voters will fall for.
Love of money is the root of all politics.
Never trust a politician who says, "Trust Me".
Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.
When is the only time a politician tells the truth?
When he admits he's lying.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Office

I told the boss that I'd be in bright and early tomorrow morning. He said, 'Good! Either one will be an improvement.'

Christmas

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.

Doctors

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.

Cannibals

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

What Do You Get?

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.

What Is?

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.

Intelligence Tests

'What runs around a garden but never moves?'
'A fence.'

Computers

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

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