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Jokes About Women Drivers - 23 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
We've compiled a collection of the best jokes and funny stories about women drivers, all in the spirit of lighthearted laughter. Let's hit the road and discover the humorous side of women drivers together! There are 23 jokes in this category.
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Magistrate: 'But if you saw the lady driving towards you, why didn't you give her half the road?'
Motorist: 'I was going to, Your Honor, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.'
Motorist: 'I was going to, Your Honor, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.'
My wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that she had backed it in the night before.
A young lady was driving through a built-up area at about 70 mph when she noticed a motorcycle policeman on her tail. She increased her speed to 80 mph, but the cop hung grimly on her tail. She put her foot down and pushed the car up to 90, drawing rapidly away from her pursuer. Suddenly, she saw a garage up ahead, and with a squeal of brakes, she pulled up in the forecourt and dashed into the ladies toilet. Five minutes later, she emerged and found the motorcycle policeman waiting for her. With a sweet smile, she said, 'I bet you thought I'd never make it in time.'
Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend, I thought, 'Forty-five at least.''
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
Wife: 'There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.'
Husband: 'Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous.'
Wife: 'I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.'
Husband: 'You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?'
Wife: 'In the swimming pool.'
Husband: 'Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous.'
Wife: 'I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.'
Husband: 'You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?'
Wife: 'In the swimming pool.'
A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her driving license.
' Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.'
' Well,' replies the woman, 'I have contacts.'
'Lady, I don't care who you know, your still going to get a ticket.'
' Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.'
' Well,' replies the woman, 'I have contacts.'
'Lady, I don't care who you know, your still going to get a ticket.'
My wife wanted a foreign convertible, so I bought her a rickshaw.
Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.
My wife is a careful driver; she always slows down when going through a red light.
We bumped into some old friends yesterday when my wife was driving.
Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now.
Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
Traffic Cop: Lady, you're under arrest for speeding.
Lady Driver: I wasn't a speeding officer, though I did just pass a few men drivers who were. You should arrest them.
Lady Driver: I wasn't a speeding officer, though I did just pass a few men drivers who were. You should arrest them.