Jokes About Women Drivers - Page 1

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."

Traffic Cop: Lady, you're under arrest for speeding.
Lady Driver: I wasn't speeding officer, though I did just pass a few men drivers who were. You should arrest them.

Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now.
Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

We bumped into some old friends yesterday, my wife was driving.

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.

My wife wanted a foreign convertible, so I bought her a rickshaw.

A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her driving licence.
'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.'
'Well,' replies the woman, 'I have contacts.'
'Lady, I don't care who you know, your still going to get a ticket.'

Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the swimming pool."