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Here is our collection of jokes and funny stories about car drivers and driving. There are 22 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Car Drivers
Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Jokes About Car Drivers
Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
Jokes About Car Drivers
Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
Jokes About Car Drivers
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Jokes About Car Drivers
When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
Jokes About Car Drivers
There was this car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A State Trooper pulls it over. "What have I done wrong, officer?" the driver asks.
"You are going 26mph on a major highway. There is a law against that," the officer says to the driver. "You must go at least 50mph."
"But when I turned on the highway, the sign said 26!" the driver replies.
"HA HA HA!" The officer laughs out loud. "That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn't the speed limit!"
The driver leans back in her car seat and the cop sees another woman sitting beside her. She looked as pale as a ghost.
"What happened to her?" the officer asks.
"I don't know, but she has been that way ever since we got off of interstate 160."
Jokes About Car Drivers
After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road. 'Don't worry,' said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.'
Oh no,' groaned the victim, 'couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one?'
Jokes About Car Drivers
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Jokes About Car Drivers
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park your car in it man.
Jokes About Car Drivers
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly towards the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?"

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