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Jokes About Women Drivers - Page 2 - With 10 More Jokes and Funny Stories
We've compiled a collection of the best jokes and funny stories about women drivers, all in the spirit of lighthearted laughter.
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Wife (learning to drive): 'I don't know what to do next.'
Husband: 'Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear.'
Husband: 'Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear.'
Don't stand in her way if your wife wants to learn to drive.
If you don't like the way women drive, get off the sidewalk!
She has been stopped so often by traffic cops that they finally gave her a season ticket.
She is a careful driver. Always slows down when going through a red light.
Dad, I wish you would let Mom drive. It is more exciting!
'Has your wife learned to drive the car?'
'Only from the back seat.'
'Only from the back seat.'
A woman was driving her old beat up car on the Highway with her 7 year old son. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. After getting caught in a large group of cars speeding down the road, she looked at her speedometer to see she was doing 15 miles over the speed limit. Slowing down, she moved over to the side and got out of the clump that soon left her behind. She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car. Pulling over she waited for the officer to come up to her car. As he did he said, "Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?"
Her son piped up from the back seat, "I do... because you couldn't catch any of the other cars!"
Her son piped up from the back seat, "I do... because you couldn't catch any of the other cars!"
Joe: My wife drives her car like lightning.
John:You mean she drives very fast?
Joe: No, she hits trees.
John:You mean she drives very fast?
Joe: No, she hits trees.
Fred: Has you wife learned to drive yet?
Joe: Only in an advisory capacity.
Joe: Only in an advisory capacity.