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What Do You Get? Jokes - 98 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
We bring you a selection of classic 'What do you get?' jokes There are 98 jokes in this category.
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What do you get if you cross a UFO with a rasher of bacon?
A frying saucer.
A frying saucer.
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
An animal that can milk itself.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
Earthquakes in Australia.
What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
A flat minor!!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
A lawn mooer.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
A pair of swimming trunks.
What do you get if you cross a baby with a UFO?
An unidentified crying object.
An unidentified crying object.
What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
A brush with the law.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
A rash of good luck!
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny.