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What do you get? jokes

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What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo?
A fur coat with huge pockets.

What do you get if you cross a supermarket cashier with a 100 bars of chocolate?
A chubby checker.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Pigs

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because it was always running out of the pen!

Women Drivers

Magistrate: 'But if you saw the lady driving towards you, why didn't you give her half the road?'
Motorist: 'I was going to, Your Honor, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.'

Office

Joe: If the boss doesn't take back what he said then I'm definitely leaving.
Bill: What on earth did he say to you?
Joe: He said I'm fired.

Miscellaneous

I don't think crazy paving is all that it's cracked up to be.

Mother-in-law

I told my wife many times: 'I like your mother-in-law better than mine!'

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You need to stop loafing around.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Taylor.
Taylor, who?
Taylor, I can't make it.

British Jokes

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.

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