What Do You Get? Jokes - Page 9 - With 2 More Jokes and Funny Stories

What do you get? jokes

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What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo?
A fur coat with huge pockets.

What do you get if you cross a supermarket cashier with a 100 bars of chocolate?
A chubby checker.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Questions

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

British Jokes

Two little East End kids were paddling in the sea at Southend. 'Cor,' said one, 'look at your feet. They ain't half dirty.'
'Well, we didn't have no 'oliday last year.'

Work

Succeed in spite of management.

Insults

I don't mind that you are talking just as long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

Cannibals

'I don't think much of your wife.'
'Well, never mind, just eat the vegetables.'

Why Did?

Why did the Labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot.

Girlfriends

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

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