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What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo?
A fur coat with huge pockets.
A fur coat with huge pockets.
What do you get if you cross a supermarket cashier with a 100 bars of chocolate?
A chubby checker.
A chubby checker.
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Miscellaneous
I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.Newspaper Headlines
Man Denies He Committed SuicideInsults
'Guess I'll be going now. Don't trouble to see me to the door.''It's no trouble; it's a pleasure!'
Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?Great food but no atmosphere.
Dogs
Sally: I've lost my dog.Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
Insults
He's about four cents short of a nickel.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Cassette.
Cassette who?
Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry.
Insults
'I don't know the meaning of fear.''Why don't you look it up in the dictionary?'