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What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
Milk and quackers.
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
Winnie the Poodle.
What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
A hen that lays tables.
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
Bamboo!
What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
A blab-boon.
What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
A mewl.
What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelet.
Omelet.
What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
Peels of laughter.
What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
Sherlock Bones.
What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
A hardened criminal.
What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume?
A best smeller.
A best smeller.