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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
You get a silly billy.
What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake?
A feather boa constrictor.
A feather boa constrictor.
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
Winnie the Moo.
What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
A boom-meringue.
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
An animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
An animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
A muddle.
What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
A golden receiver.
What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
The tooth ferry.
What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Liszt.
A Chopin Liszt.