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Jokes About Work - Page 1
Here are some jokes about employment and work. There are 34 jokes in this category.
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Arnold saw an advertisement for a handyman for an apartment complex and decided to apply for the job.
"What do you know about plumbing was the interviewer's first question.
"Nothing at all," said George.
"Well what about electricity?"
"Not a thing."
"How about gardening then?"
"Never cut a lawn in my life."
"Then tell me," said the confused interviewer, "just what makes you so handy?"
"I live right around the corner," said Arnold.
"What do you know about plumbing was the interviewer's first question.
"Nothing at all," said George.
"Well what about electricity?"
"Not a thing."
"How about gardening then?"
"Never cut a lawn in my life."
"Then tell me," said the confused interviewer, "just what makes you so handy?"
"I live right around the corner," said Arnold.
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.
"Why did you leave your last job?"
"It was something the boss said to me."
"Was it something abusive?"
"Not exactly."
"So what did he say?"
"You're fired.
"It was something the boss said to me."
"Was it something abusive?"
"Not exactly."
"So what did he say?"
"You're fired.
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
The reward for a job well done: more work.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.