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Here are some jokes about employment and work. There are 34 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Work
Arnold saw an advertisement for a handyman for an apartment complex and decided to apply for the job.
"What do you know about plumbing was the interviewer's first question.
"Nothing at all," said George.
"Well what about electricity?"
"Not a thing."
"How about gardening then?"
"Never cut a lawn in my life."
"Then tell me," said the confused interviewer, "just what makes you so handy?"
"I live right around the corner," said Arnold.
Jokes About Work
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
Jokes About Work
Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.
Jokes About Work
"Why did you leave your last job?"
"It was something the boss said to me."
"Was it something abusive?"
"Not exactly."
"So what did he say?"
"You're fired.
Jokes About Work
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
Jokes About Work
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
Jokes About Work
If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
Jokes About Work
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Jokes About Work
The reward for a job well done: more work.
Jokes About Work
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

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