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Jokes About Work - Page 5 - With 8 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more jokes about employment and work.
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Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take up too much of your spare time.
The only thing wrong with having a beautiful drive in to work is that you still end up at work.
The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.
Succeed in spite of management.
He who works hard, makes mistakes.
He who doesn't work, doesn't make mistakes.
He who doesn't make mistakes gets promoted.
He who doesn't work, doesn't make mistakes.
He who doesn't make mistakes gets promoted.
Remember, you are learning nothing when you are doing all the talking.
Boss: John, how is your trainee getting on?
John: He's really useless. I've taught him everything I know about the job and he still knows nothing.
John: He's really useless. I've taught him everything I know about the job and he still knows nothing.
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."