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Jokes About Work - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Take a break from your busy day, sit back, and enjoy these light-hearted jokes about the ups and downs of work and employment. Just be careful that your boss doesn't catch you.
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I work like I am paid, very little and once a month.
Performance Reviews
"A village is being deprived of an idiot by this employee."
'He would argue with a signpost.'
'If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.'
'Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.'
"A village is being deprived of an idiot by this employee."
'He would argue with a signpost.'
'If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.'
'Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.'
When the boss got back from lunch, he was in a good mood and summoned the employees inside to hear some jokes. Everybody apart from one girl laughed uproariously. 'What's the matter?' grumbled the boss. 'Haven't you got a sense of humor?' 'I don't have to laugh,' she said, 'I'm leaving today.'
Your job isStillbetter than asking, 'You want fries with that?'
Boss: You're asking for a high salary for someone with no experience in this field.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Bill: I hear that you work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
Boss: You're fired!
Employee: How can you fire me? You said that I was like a son to you!
Boss: That's right: you're lazy, insolent, and disrespectful!
Employee: How can you fire me? You said that I was like a son to you!
Boss: That's right: you're lazy, insolent, and disrespectful!
Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?