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Business Jokes - 16 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
This is our selection of business and businessmen jokes. Enjoy these jokes and let the business world's humor entertain you, whether you're an experienced CEO, a young entrepreneur, or simply a person who enjoys a funny joke. There are 16 jokes in this category.
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Fred: I'm sorry your rubber ball factory went bankrupt.
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
Millionaire: To make it big in business, you must abide by two principles: honesty and wisdom.
Son: What do you mean, Dad?
Millionaire: Always be honest in business. If you make a promise, you must keep your word even if you have to go bankrupt to do it.
Son: Okay, dad. Now, what about wisdom?
Millionaire: Wisdom is quite simple to explain, son. Never make any promises.
Son: What do you mean, Dad?
Millionaire: Always be honest in business. If you make a promise, you must keep your word even if you have to go bankrupt to do it.
Son: Okay, dad. Now, what about wisdom?
Millionaire: Wisdom is quite simple to explain, son. Never make any promises.
Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.
'We offer a competitive salary'
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
He is a born executive his father owns the business.
A business consultant can tell you how to run your business but isn't smart enough to run his own.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
In the office we talk about baseball, shopping, or fishing; but when we are out watching the game, in the shopping mall, or on the lake, we talk about business.
'My rich uncle owns a newspaper.'
'So what? A paper is only ten cents.'
'So what? A paper is only ten cents.'
Business is so bad that even the shoplifters have stopped coming.
Business is so bad that some hotels steal towels from guests.