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Jokes About Work - Page 3
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
Work is accomplished by those employees who
have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.
Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
Boss: You're fired!
Employee: How can you fire me? You said that I was like a son to you!
Boss: That's right: you're lazy, insolent, and disrespectful!
Employee: How can you fire me? You said that I was like a son to you!
Boss: That's right: you're lazy, insolent, and disrespectful!
Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.