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Jokes About Work - Page 4
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Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Boss: You're asking a high salary for someone with no experience in this field.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Snails
Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Horses
Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
Because it gets you nowhere.
Wife
I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
Trains
What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
Tutu trains.