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Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Boss: You're asking a high salary for someone with no experience in this field.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
A Car Mechanic
Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a
psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
What government agency is responsible for finding lost vicars?
The Bureau of Missing Parsons.
Zombies
Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
Deaf
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
Zombies
What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
Politicians
The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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