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Jokes About Work - Page 4
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Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Boss: You're asking a high salary for someone with no experience in this field.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be alone.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be alone.
Possessed
"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
Stupid
It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
Flies
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
A hampire.