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Jokes About Work - Page 4
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Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Boss: You're asking a high salary for someone with no experience in this field.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
A Car Mechanic
Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a
psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
He lay down under the couch.
What government agency is responsible for finding lost vicars?
The Bureau of Missing Parsons.
The Bureau of Missing Parsons.
Zombies
Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
Because he was dead-icated!
Deaf
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
Zombies
What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
A dead ringer.
Politicians
The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!