Jokes About Boyfriends - Page 1

Jane: My boyfriend's name should be Puzzle.
Julie: Why?
Jane: Because sometimes I just can't figure him out.

Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.

Joan: My fiance says I'm the prettiest and most interesting girl he's ever met.
Janet: And you want to spend the rest of your life with a liar like that?

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.