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Jokes About Boyfriends - 15 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are some of our favorite jokes and stories about boyfriends. Whether you're in a relationship or not, these light-hearted jokes are perfect for those moments when you just need a little pick-me-up. These jokes will have you in stitches, ranging from classic relationship humor to hilarious misunderstandings. These jokes are likely to hit home for everyone who has ever been in a relationship, whether you are a boyfriend yourself or have dealt with one in the past. There are 15 jokes in this category.

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Men are just like a pack of cards. To love a man, you need a heart; to marry them, you need a diamond, a club to beat them, and to bury them, you need a spade.
Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
Her boyfriend is so stupid. He thought they said trains when they were handing out brains, so he asked for a slow one.
You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a few days.
When Jill's boyfriend popped the question, she said: 'I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
Joan: According to my fiance, I'm the most beautiful and exciting person he's ever met.
Janet: And you are planning to spend the rest of your life with someone who is such a liar?
Mary: My boyfriend has a wonderful personality.
Jane: My boyfriend is not good-looking either.
Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
Jane: My boyfriend's name should be Puzzle.
Julie: Why?
Jane: Sometimes I just can't figure him out.
'Darling, the whole world revolves around you.'
'Well, I told you not to take that last drink.'
'If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?'
'Sure, what's your phone number?'

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