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Jokes About Bachelors - Page 1


Here are some jokes about bachelors. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
Jokes About Bachelors
How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
Jokes About Bachelors
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.

Christmas

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.

Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.