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Jokes About Bachelors - Page 1


Here are some jokes about bachelors. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
Jokes About Bachelors
How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
Jokes About Bachelors
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.

What is short, green and goes camping?
A new boy scout.

Did you see which way the programmer went?
He went DATA way.

Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.

Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.