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Jokes About Bachelors - Page 1
Here are some jokes about bachelors. There are 5 jokes in this category.
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Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
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Ghosts
What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
Soul music.
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What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
'Ale, Caesar?'
Insomnia
Wakeup to insomnia
Jog
Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
Cows
What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.
Moo York City.
Shoes
What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
Slippers.