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Jokes About Bachelors - Page 1


Here are some jokes about bachelors. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
Jokes About Bachelors
How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
Jokes About Bachelors
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


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Frankenpine.

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Knock. knock...
Who's there?
Yula...
Yola Who?
Yula pologise for not letting me in staight away when you see who it is!