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Jokes About Bachelors - Page 1


Here are some jokes about bachelors. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
Jokes About Bachelors
How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
Jokes About Bachelors
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

He thinks everyone worships the ground that he crawled out of.

Dracula

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.

Q. Why where the Indians the first people in America?
A. They had reservations.

Laryngitis

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.