Insults
Do you still love nature despite what it did to you? Idiots
Two idiots are trapped on an Iceberg:
Idiot 1: We're saved, we're saved.
Idiot 2: How do ye know that?
Idiot 1: Here comes the Titanic. Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident?
He's all right now.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment. Men
Men are just like the weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bark.
Bark who?
Bark you car on the driveway!British Jokes
Where do policemen live?
999 Letsby Avenue.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chair.
Chair who?
Chair you go again, asking more questions.