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Jokes About Old Age - Page 3 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more jokes about getting old and old age.
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You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
You know you're getting old when you stop combing your hair and start 'arranging' it.
You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
Old journalists never die; they just get depressed.
Old quarterbacks never die; they just pass away.
You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.
She was so old that someone tried to buy her whenever she went to an antique fair.
You know you're old when you go on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.
You know you're getting old when your idea of happy hour is a nap.
Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.