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Jokes About Old Age - Page 5 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more jokes about getting old and old age.
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Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Old plumbers never die, they just go down the drain.
Old foresters never die, they just pine away.
Old environmentalists never die, they just get recycled.
Old Deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
Old engineers never die, they just lose their bearings.
Old is always at least fifteen years older than I am.
Old watchmakers never die, they just run out of time.
You know that you're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.