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Jokes About Old Age
You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.

Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.

Sandwich

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.

Everything

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.

Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

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