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You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Cookery
Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what
I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
Blondes
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
Sandwich
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
Everything
What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
Cats
What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Computers
How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
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