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SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN OLD:
1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
2. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
3. You get winded playing chess.
4. You look forward to a dull evening.
5. You turn out the light for economic rather then romantic reasons.
6. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
7. Your knees buckle but your belt won't.
8. Dialing long distance wears you out.
9. Your back goes out more than you do.
10. You sink youe teeth into a steak and they stay there.
11. A fortune teller offers to read your face.
12. You got to much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
13. Your children look middle aged.
14. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
2. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
3. You get winded playing chess.
4. You look forward to a dull evening.
5. You turn out the light for economic rather then romantic reasons.
6. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
7. Your knees buckle but your belt won't.
8. Dialing long distance wears you out.
9. Your back goes out more than you do.
10. You sink youe teeth into a steak and they stay there.
11. A fortune teller offers to read your face.
12. You got to much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
13. Your children look middle aged.
14. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
You know you're getting old when your grandchildren are studying events in history that you studied in current affairs.
Old yachtsmen never die, they just keel over.
You know you're getting on in years when the office girls start confiding in you.
Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.
Old violinists never die - they just become unstrung.
Old watchmakers never die, they just unwind.
Old Mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent.
Old salesmen never die, they just go out of commission.
Old skiers never die, they just go downhill fast.
Old chemists don't die, they just stop reacting!
If things improve with age, I'm close to being magnificent!