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Jokes About Old Age - Page 6 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more jokes about getting old and old age.
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Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
You know you are getting old when, when it is your doctor that warns you to slow down rather than the highway patrol.
Old age is when your former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
You know you are getting old when you turn back to look at the little old lady you are helping to cross the road and realize that she is your wife.
Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.
Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear perfectly.
He went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing's perfect. Your family must be pleased you can hear again.
To which he said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've already changed my will 3 times!"
He went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing's perfect. Your family must be pleased you can hear again.
To which he said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've already changed my will 3 times!"
Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
The older you get, the further it was to walk to school when you were a child.
You know that you really are getting old when by the time the last candle on your birthday cake has been lit, the first one has burned out.
Old printers never die, they're just not the type.