Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.
Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.
Old bed-makers never die, they just get debunked.
Old dry cleaners never die, they just get depressed.
Instead of getting older and wiser my husband is getting older and wider.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
Old actors never die, they just drop apart.
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
You know you're getting old when the only reason you're still awake at 2 a.m. is indigestion.
Old exorcists never die, they just give up the ghost.