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Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about computer programmers and users. There are 110 jokes in this category.
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How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
Bit by bit.
How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
You back it up.
How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
It begins to lose its memory.
Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
She needed a spell checker.
What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
A Screen Saver.
What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
It starts to have memory problems.
Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
It had left Windows open.
What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
Chips.
Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
They prefer to use Norse code.
Did you see which way the programmer went?
He went DATA way.
He went DATA way.