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Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users
Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users
To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users
To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users
Real programs don't eat cache.
Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users
If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users
I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.

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