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Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users - Page 5
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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming
must be the process of putting them in.
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
Real programs don't eat cache.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.