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Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users - Page 6
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about computer programmers and users.
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"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."
Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake
him up.
Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires
you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers
wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly
spring up in the middle of the office.
Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts
down the system for days.
Real Users never use the Help key.
The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.