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Jokes About Computers - Page 9 - With 9 More Jokes and Funny Stories
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Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
It had left Windows open.
What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
It starts to have memory problems.
What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
A Screen Saver.
Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
She needed a spell checker.
How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
It begins to lose its memory.
How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
You back it up.
How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
Bit by bit.
Old computer programmers never die, they just byte the dust.
Old computer programmers never die, they just decompile.