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Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
Relax, it's only ONES and ZEROS!
There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft Software Engineer.
Suddenly, the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other, wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. 'Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?'
Suddenly, the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other, wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. 'Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?'
DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data.
Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.