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Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
Why do most men lead a dog's life?
It's a very similar existence. They both come in with muddy feet, make themselves comfortable by the fire and wait to be fed.
All men are idiots....I married their king.
There are three ways a man can wear his hair - parted - unparted or departed.
Men are just like mascara.
They run at the first sign of emotion.
What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
Why does a man have a clean conscience?
Because it's never been used.
Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognise it.
Men are like....Placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table.
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