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Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about men. There are 17 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Men
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
Jokes About Men
Why do most men lead a dog's life?
It's a very similar existence. They both come in with muddy feet, make themselves comfortable by the fire and wait to be fed.
Jokes About Men
All men are idiots....I married their king.
Jokes About Men
There are three ways a man can wear his hair - parted - unparted or departed.
Jokes About Men
Men are just like mascara.
They run at the first sign of emotion.
Jokes About Men
What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
Jokes About Men
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
Jokes About Men
Why does a man have a clean conscience?
Because it's never been used.
Jokes About Men
Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognise it.
Jokes About Men
Men are like....Placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table.

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