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Jokes About Men - 48 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Explore our assortment of jokes and amusing anecdotes centered around men! This collection is guaranteed to bring laughter from start to finish, as it playfully teases their distinctive habits and highlights their everyday mistakes. There are 48 jokes in this category.
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
The best way to get a man to do anything is to suggest he's too old.
What's the difference between a man and a shopping trolley?
Sometimes, a shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
Sometimes, a shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
He buys TWO cases of beer.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
The bonds mature.
Why is it hard to locate sensitive, caring, attractive men?
They all have boyfriends.
They all have boyfriends.
Since most men are better at seeing than thinking, most women prefer being beautiful rather than intelligent.
A recent survey discovered why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:
- 5% said it was to get a glass of water.
- 12% said it was to go to the toilet.
- 83% said it was to go home.
- 5% said it was to get a glass of water.
- 12% said it was to go to the toilet.
- 83% said it was to go home.
A traveling saleswoman is driving toward home in Arizona when she sees an Indian woman hitchhiking. She stops the car, and the Indian woman gets in. After some small talk, the Indian woman notices a brown bag on the front seat. 'What's in the bag?' she asks. 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband'.
The Indian woman is silent for a while, then nods and says,
' You made a good trade'.
The Indian woman is silent for a while, then nods and says,
' You made a good trade'.
Men are like Placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it.
Why does a man have a clean conscience?
Because it's never been used.
Because it's never been used.