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Jokes About Men - Page 3 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about men.
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All men are idiots. I married their king.
Why do most men lead a dog's life?
It's a very similar existence. They both come in with muddy feet, make themselves comfortable by the fire and wait to be fed.
It's a very similar existence. They both come in with muddy feet, make themselves comfortable by the fire and wait to be fed.
Men are like Used Cars.
Both are easy to get, cheap, and they prove to be unreliable.
Both are easy to get, cheap, and they prove to be unreliable.
'Do smart men make good husbands?'
'Smart men don't get married.'
'Smart men don't get married.'
By the time a man can read women like a book, he's too old to start a library.
Today, men don't ask their wives what's cooking. They ask: 'What's thawing?'
A man's best friend is his dogma.
Beautiful girls don't bother me. I wish they would!
He is a man of letters. He works for the post office.
He is so small they offered him a job in a piggy bank.
He's the cave-man type – one hug, and he caves in.
He is knock-kneed, cross-eyed, overweight and stupid - and those are his good points.