Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
Teach him to fish, and you get rid of him all weekend.
What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
Men are like mascara.
They run at the first sign of emotion.
There are three ways a man can wear his hair - parted - unparted, or departed.
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
Men are like noodles - they're always in hot water, lack taste, and need dough.
Men are like Blenders.
You need one, but you're not sure why.
Men are like Coolers.
Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either.
What's the greatest mystery about men?
How can they get older but still remain immature?