Jokes About Men - Page 5 - With 3 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about men.

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?
A chauffeur.

When does a man think about having a candlelight dinner with his wife?
When there is a power failure.

What is the difference between a man and a piece of cheese?
Cheese matures with age.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

I'd like to buy flowers for the woman I love, but my wife won't let me.

You're from out of town? Is this a pleasure trip, or do you have your
wife with you?

What is a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?

Did you hear what happened to the sad Christmas tree?
It pined away.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Old violinists never die - they just become unstrung.

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.

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