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My ambition is to marry a rich girl who is too proud to let her husband work.
Do men always snore?
No. Only when they're asleep.
No. Only when they're asleep.
Men are just like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are just like the weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women.
What men know about women.
What is a man's idea of helping out with housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Men are like bank accounts - without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
What is the difference between a singles bar and a circus?
At a circus the clowns don't come up and talk to you.
At a circus the clowns don't come up and talk to you.
What's the easiest way to get a man to go to sleep?
Say you want to talk to him.
Say you want to talk to him.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions (who is she going to ask?).
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions (who is she going to ask?).
What do you have to do to keep a man interested?
Wear perfume that smells like beer.
Wear perfume that smells like beer.
Men are like commercials - you can't believe a word they say.