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Joke Topic - 'Beer' - 2
Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
Beatrix (beer tricks).
Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bucks
Too few of the bucks stop here.
Scottish
What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
I'm fir you.
Barbers
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
A barbarian!!
Politicians
Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
Kitten
How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.
Cat-isfied with life.
Ghosts
Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
In Lake Eerie.
Soap
Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
He made a clean getaway.
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
A: Because they can spell it.
Teddy Bears
What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
Elected.