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Joke Topic - 'Bartenders'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bartenders'.

Related Topics: Bars (20) Barman (5) Bartender (2) Beer (14) Drunks (17) Drunk (6)
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A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty dollar bill and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the cash register. The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him." The first bartender brings the bear $10 in change. A little while later the bartender starts talking to the bear and mentions, "We don't get many bears in this bar."
The bear replies, "I'm not surprised, at $10 a beer I sure won't be back again....
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This big, brawny, dark-skinned Latin guy walks into a bar. On his shoulder is a beautiful blue-and-red parrot. The bartender says, admiringly "That's beautiful where'd you get it?"
and the parrot says "Down in Mexico there's millions of 'em!"


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Apathetic

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
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Apes

Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Historian

Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.
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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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Birds

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

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