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Joke Topic - 'Bartenders'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bartenders'.

Related Topics: Bars (20) Barman (5) Bartender (2) Beer (14) Drunks (17) Drunk (7)
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A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty dollar bill and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the cash register. The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him." The first bartender brings the bear $10 in change. A little while later the bartender starts talking to the bear and mentions, "We don't get many bears in this bar."
The bear replies, "I'm not surprised, at $10 a beer I sure won't be back again....
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This big, brawny, dark-skinned Latin guy walks into a bar. On his shoulder is a beautiful blue-and-red parrot. The bartender says, admiringly "That's beautiful where'd you get it?"
and the parrot says "Down in Mexico there's millions of 'em!"


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Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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On Time

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Scotsmen

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.

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