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Joke Topic - 'Bartender'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bartender'.

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A duck walks into bar,
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: no
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: no...
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: NO
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: NOOOOO!!!!!
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: If you ask that one more time I'm going to nail your bill to the counter.
Duck: got any nails?
Bartender: NO
Duck: got any bread?
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A horse walks into a bar, he sits down and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
Then a second horse walks in with jumper cables attached to it's head, he sits down, and the bartender says, "I don't mind the long face, but don't u go and try to start anything!"


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Vegetables

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Stealing

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Teddy Bears

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Drums

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

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