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Joke Topic - 'Bartender'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bartender'.

Related Topics: Bartenders (2) Bars (20) Barman (5) Beer (14) Drunks (17) Drunk (6)
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A duck walks into bar,
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: no
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: no...
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: NO
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: NOOOOO!!!!!
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: If you ask that one more time I'm going to nail your bill to the counter.
Duck: got any nails?
Bartender: NO
Duck: got any bread?
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A horse walks into a bar, he sits down and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
Then a second horse walks in with jumper cables attached to it's head, he sits down, and the bartender says, "I don't mind the long face, but don't u go and try to start anything!"


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Ancestors

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Price

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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Waiters

How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.
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Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
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Bees

What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Currents

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.

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