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Joke Topic - 'Barman'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Barman'.

Related Topics: Bars (20) Bartenders (2) Bartender (2) Beer (14) Drunks (17) Drunk (6)
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A man walks into a bar and asks the barman, 'Was I in here last night?'
'You certainly were,' replies the barman.
'And did I spend a lot of money?'
'You spent over £100', replies the barman.
'Thank god for that,' says the man, 'I thought I'd wasted it.'
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A polar bear walks in to a bar and says to the barman. "I'll have a Gin and..........................tonic."
"Why the big pause?" replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at this hands and says
"What do you mean, I've always had them."
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Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
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Two television sets walk into a bar and the barman says "sorry, but we don't serve your kind in this bar".
One television turns to the other and says "I thought that we'd get a better reception than this in here".
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What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
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Water

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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Piglets

Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

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