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Joke Topic - 'Barman'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Barman'.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the barman, 'Was I in here last night?'
'You certainly were,' replies the barman.
'And did I spend a lot of money?'
'You spent over £100', replies the barman.
'Thank god for that,' says the man, 'I thought I'd wasted it.'
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A polar bear walks in to a bar and says to the barman. "I'll have a Gin and..........................tonic."
"Why the big pause?" replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at this hands and says
"What do you mean, I've always had them."
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Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
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Two television sets walk into a bar and the barman says "sorry, but we don't serve your kind in this bar".
One television turns to the other and says "I thought that we'd get a better reception than this in here".
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What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?


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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
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Cats

Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.
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Lawyers

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Cows

Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.

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