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Joke Topic - 'Barman'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Barman'.

Related Topics: Bars (20) Bartenders (2) Bartender (2) Beer (14) Drunks (17) Drunk (7)
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A man walks into a bar and asks the barman, 'Was I in here last night?'
'You certainly were,' replies the barman.
'And did I spend a lot of money?'
'You spent over £100', replies the barman.
'Thank god for that,' says the man, 'I thought I'd wasted it.'
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A polar bear walks in to a bar and says to the barman. "I'll have a Gin and..........................tonic."
"Why the big pause?" replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at this hands and says
"What do you mean, I've always had them."
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Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
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Two television sets walk into a bar and the barman says "sorry, but we don't serve your kind in this bar".
One television turns to the other and says "I thought that we'd get a better reception than this in here".
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What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?


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Houses

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
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Zoo

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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Legs

What has four legs, a back, and two arms but no body?
A chair.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Fast

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
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Birds

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

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