
A lawyer and a blonde sit beside each other on a long flight from LA to NY. "Would you like to play a fun game with me?" the lawyer asks as he leans over to her. The blonde simply wants to sleep, so she politely refuses and moves to the window to catch a few zzzs.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and fun. He says, 'I ask you a question, and you pay me $5 if you don't know the answer, and vice versa.' She gently declines once more and makes an effort to go to sleep.
'Alright, if you don't know the answer, you give me $5. If I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!' the lawyer replies, now visibly irritated.
He figures he will easily win the game because she is blonde. This stimulates the blonde's interest, and she agrees to play the game, assuming that there will be no end to her suffering unless she does.
The lawyer starts by asking a question. "Just how far is it between Earth and the moon?" There is silence from the blonde as she takes out a five-dollar bill from her bag and gives it to the lawyer.
Now it's the turn of the blonde. She inquires of the lawyer, "What is it that ascends a hill with three legs and descends with four?" A confused look crosses the lawyer's face as he looks at her. He takes out his laptop and searches through all of his references. He connects to the Airphone via his modem and searches the Internet. He sends out e-mails to all of his coworkers and friends. All in vain. He wakes the blonde after more than an hour and gives her $500.
The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
Somewhat annoyed, the lawyer wakes up the redhead and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?"
With a warm smile, the blonde quietly retrieves $5 from her purse and hands it to the lawyer before returning to her slumber.
After completing her jigsaw piece in just six months, why was the blonde so happy?
Because it said From 2-4 years on the box.
Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps, and she didn't know how to cook them?
Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A man who told one too many blonde jokes.
Have you heard about the blonde couple discovered frozen to death in their automobile at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see 'Closed for the Winter'.
Have you heard about the blonde who decided to get rid of her weight loss video? She realized that the people on the video weren't losing weight either!
How did a blonde become injured when raking leaves?
She fell from the tree!
How did the blonde attempt to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
How did the blonde manage to break her leg while raking leaves?
She fell from the tree.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.
How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't. They're born that way.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.