What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A Space Invader.
What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
What is the difference between a beautiful blonde and a grocery store shopping cart?
The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
What prompted the blonde to scale the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
What work does a blonde do in an M&M factory? Proofreading.
What would you call 15 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.
What would you call a blonde behind the wheel of a car?
An airbag.
What's a blonde's favorite wine?
'Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!'
What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.