Joke Topic - 'Blondes' - Page 8 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories

This is page 8 of jokes on the topic - 'Blondes'.

Why don't blondes eat Jello?
They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.

Why don't blondes like pickles?
They keep getting their head stuck in the jar.

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

Why was the blonde dismissed from the M&M factory?
She was throwing away the W's.

Why was the blonde staring at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why was the blonde tiptoeing past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake?
A feather boa constrictor.

How many skunks does it take to change a light bulb?
A phew.

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.

Why did the orange have to stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twenty-five years to finish a sentence.

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!