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Joke Topic - 'Blondes' - Page 4 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories


This is page 4 of jokes on the topic - 'Blondes'.

One time, this blonde girl was at a vending machine. She would stick a quarter in, push the button, and a soda would come out and put it on the top. She did this a few more times before a man asked why she kept doing this, and she said, 'Because I'm winning.'
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was upset by a recent incident.
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and looted. She phoned the police at once to report the crime.
A K9 unit on a routine patrol in the area was the first on the scene after the police dispatcher announced the call over the radio.
When the K-9 officer arrived at the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde came out onto the porch, clapped a hand to her head, and wailed, 'I get home from work to discover all my stuff taken; I call the police for aid, and what do they do? They send a blind cop!
There were two brunettes in the front of a truck and three blondes in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blondes died. Why?
They couldn't get the tailgate open.
Three blondes are stranded on an island. They find a lamp and rub it, and out pops a genie. 'I will grant each of you one wish,' the genie said.
The first blonde said that she wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a brunette and swam off the island.
The second blonde said that she wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a redhead, built a raft, and rowed off the island.
The third blonde wanted to be smarter than the other two, so she transformed into a brunette and crossed the bridge.
Two blondes were spotted in a parking lot attempting to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde 1: I can't seem to unlock this door!
Blonde 2: You must speed up and try harder. It's starting to rain, and the roof is down.
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.
They began arguing about properly pronouncing the town's name as they got closer to Natchitoches. They continued to quarrel with one another until they finally decided to stop for lunch. While standing at the counter, one of the tourists approached the blonde employee and requested, "Before we place our order, would you be able to please settle an argument for us?" Do you mind if I ask you to say the name of our current location very slowly?
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, 'Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing.
We have a blonde where I work who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
Third Grade.
What did the blonde say to the physicist?
Why, I just
love
nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
'It's OK, Daddy, I'm not hurt.'
What did the blonde think of the new computer?
She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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