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Here are some jokes about golfers and golf. There are 33 jokes in this category.

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Golf Jokes
Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
Golf Jokes
What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
Golf Jokes
John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
Golf Jokes
"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
Golf Jokes
You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
Golf Jokes
Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
Golf Jokes
A golfer comes home from the course and is greeted by his wife, who asks, "How well did you golf today?"
"Well, I didn't win, but I did get a lot of practice. I got to hit the ball more times than anyone else!"
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Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
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Henry is such a bad golfer that when he shouts "Fore" you don't know Whether he's warning people to duck or counting the number of people he just hit!

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