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Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have
steering wheels!
What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
A golfer comes home from the course and is
greeted by his wife, who asks, "How well did you golf today?"
"Well, I didn't win, but I did get a lot of practice. I got to hit the ball more times than anyone else!"
Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
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