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Golf Jokes
Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
Golf Jokes
This man wrote into the Daily Mirror for some advice. He said, 'Dear Marge, I must get this off my chest. I did this awful golf shot, and the ball didn't go anywhere near: the green. In fact it landed on this bloke's head and killed him. What shall I do?'
Marge said, 'Try and get more rhythm in your swing.'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Cindy.
Cindy who?
Cindy next one in please.

Journalists

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."

Yo mama is so stupid she thinks that aroma is someone who does a lot of travelling.

Hello, this is . I'm home right now, and in a few moments, I'll have a decision to make. BEEEP!

Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!

Burglar

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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