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Golf Jokes
Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
Golf Jokes
This man wrote into the Daily Mirror for some advice. He said, 'Dear Marge, I must get this off my chest. I did this awful golf shot, and the ball didn't go anywhere near: the green. In fact it landed on this bloke's head and killed him. What shall I do?'
Marge said, 'Try and get more rhythm in your swing.'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Toast

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Egon.
Egon who?
Egon toast.

Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.

Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.

Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.

Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.

Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

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