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Golf Jokes
This man wrote into the Daily Mirror for some advice. He said, 'Dear Marge, I must get this off my chest. I did this awful golf shot, and the ball didn't go anywhere near: the green. In fact it landed on this bloke's head and killed him. What shall I do?'
Marge said, 'Try and get more rhythm in your swing.'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Armageddon

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this place.

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?

No radio--already stolen.

Turkeys

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.

Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.

Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

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