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Golf Jokes
This man wrote into the Daily Mirror for some advice. He said, 'Dear Marge, I must get this off my chest. I did this awful golf shot, and the ball didn't go anywhere near: the green. In fact it landed on this bloke's head and killed him. What shall I do?'
Marge said, 'Try and get more rhythm in your swing.'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.

Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.

Kissed

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?

Deny

Man Denies He Committed Suicide

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