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Golf Jokes
This man wrote into the Daily Mirror for some advice. He said, 'Dear Marge, I must get this off my chest. I did this awful golf shot, and the ball didn't go anywhere near: the green. In fact it landed on this bloke's head and killed him. What shall I do?'
Marge said, 'Try and get more rhythm in your swing.'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this place.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?

No radio--already stolen.


Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda who?
Soda you.


How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

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