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Golf Jokes
This man wrote into the Daily Mirror for some advice. He said, 'Dear Marge, I must get this off my chest. I did this awful golf shot, and the ball didn't go anywhere near: the green. In fact it landed on this bloke's head and killed him. What shall I do?'
Marge said, 'Try and get more rhythm in your swing.'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Sheepdog

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.

Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

Prison

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.

Politicians

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.

Boyfriends

Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.

Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!

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