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Golf Jokes
Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
Golf Jokes
This man wrote into the Daily Mirror for some advice. He said, 'Dear Marge, I must get this off my chest. I did this awful golf shot, and the ball didn't go anywhere near: the green. In fact it landed on this bloke's head and killed him. What shall I do?'
Marge said, 'Try and get more rhythm in your swing.'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
Golf Jokes
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Chickens

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide

Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up

Insanity

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children

Marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.

Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

Keyhole

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.

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