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'How should I have played that last shot?' the bad golfer asked his caddy.
'Under an assumed name.'
'Under an assumed name.'
John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy.
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop laughing.
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop laughing.
What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
Being honest.
Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
They don't have steering wheels!
Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
'I hear you play golf. What do you go 'round in?'
'Well, usually I wear a sweater.'
'Well, usually I wear a sweater.'
'I heard you play golf. What's your handicap?'
'A wife and three children.'
'A wife and three children.'
'I see your golf is improving. You are missing the ball much closer than you used to.'
'My doctor told me I can't play golf.'
'So he's played with you too?'
'So he's played with you too?'
My golf is improving. Yesterday, I hit the ball in one!
At the end of a long day on the course the angry golfer turned to his caddy and said, 'You must be the absolute worst caddy in the whole world.'
'No, I don't think so,' said the caddy. 'That would be too much of a coincidence.'
'No, I don't think so,' said the caddy. 'That would be too much of a coincidence.'
Useless Golfer: I expect you get a good many weekenders on this golf course?
Caddie: Yes, plus quite a few weak beginners.
Caddie: Yes, plus quite a few weak beginners.