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Golf Jokes - Page 4
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Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
This man wrote into the Daily Mirror for some advice. He said, 'Dear Marge, I must get this off my chest. I did this awful golf shot, and the ball didn't go anywhere near: the green. In fact it landed on this bloke's head and killed him. What shall I do?'
Marge said, 'Try and get more rhythm in your swing.'
Marge said, 'Try and get more rhythm in your swing.'
My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Cindy.
Cindy who?
Cindy next one in please.
Cindy.
Cindy who?
Cindy next one in please.
Journalists
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
Yo mama is so stupid she thinks that aroma is someone who does a lot of travelling.
Hello, this is . I'm home right now, and in
a few moments, I'll have a decision to make. BEEEP!
Dumb
Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
Burglar
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.