Weddings
With her marriage the bride got a new name and a dress.Old Age
There's nothing wrong with getting old as long as you keep doing it. Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful.Restaurants Food
Waiter, there's a piece of soap in my soup.
That's to wash it down with sir.Animals
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes, honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue.Bumper Stickers
Mafia staff carChange A Light Bulb
How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to establish a fact-finding committee to learn more about the process.British Jokes
Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!