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Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case, I'll just putter around the yard.

Roger: I'm going on a diet to improve my golf game.
Tom: How will losing weight help your game?
Roger: Because at the moment, I can't see the ball if I put it where I can hit it, and I can't hit it if I put it where I can see it!

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.

Henry is such a bad golfer that when he shouts 'Fore,' you don't know Whether he's warning people to duck or counting the number of people he just hit!

Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!

Golfer: 'That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old.'
Caddy: 'Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir.'

A golfer comes home from the course and is greeted by his wife, who asks, 'How well did you golf today?'
'Well, I didn't win, but I did get a lot of practice. I got to hit the ball more times than anyone else!'

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!

You know you really are having a bad day when the worst golfer in the world wants to play you for money.

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