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Jokes About Tennis - Page 1


Here are some jokes about tennis and tennis players. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Tennis
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
Jokes About Tennis
What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
Jokes About Tennis
Child: Aw Mom. Whenever we visit Uncle Al he always wants to go bowling. He never wants to go with me to the court and play a few sets of tennis. I think he hates it.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.
Jokes About Tennis
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, I am obsessed with the idea that I am John McEnroe playing at Wimbledon.'
The doctor said, 'Way out man.
My brother said, You can't be serious...'


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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.

Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Christmas

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.

Questions

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!

Patient

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!