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Jokes About Tennis - Page 1


Here are some jokes about tennis and tennis players. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Tennis
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
Jokes About Tennis
What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
Jokes About Tennis
Child: Aw Mom. Whenever we visit Uncle Al he always wants to go bowling. He never wants to go with me to the court and play a few sets of tennis. I think he hates it.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.
Jokes About Tennis
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, I am obsessed with the idea that I am John McEnroe playing at Wimbledon.'
The doctor said, 'Way out man.
My brother said, You can't be serious...'


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Dieting

The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me home please, I'm very tired.

Idiot

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me round to knock on your door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gaskill.
Gaskill who?
Gaskills if its not turned off.

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