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Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
Child: Aw Mom. Whenever we visit Uncle Al he always wants to go bowling. He never wants to go with me to the court and play a few sets of tennis. I think he hates it.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, I am obsessed with the idea that I am John McEnroe playing at Wimbledon.'
The doctor said, 'Way out man.
My brother said, You can't be serious...'
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Spaceman
What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.
Doctor
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
Bugs
What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
Potato
What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
Banana
Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
Bankers
Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.