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Jokes About Tennis - Page 1
Here are some jokes about tennis and tennis players. There are 4 jokes in this category.
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Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
They serve in the court.
What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
A tennis ball.
Child: Aw Mom. Whenever we visit Uncle Al he always wants to go bowling. He never wants to go with me to the court and play a few sets of tennis. I think he hates it.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, I am obsessed with the idea that I am John McEnroe playing at Wimbledon.'
The doctor said, 'Way out man.
My brother said, You can't be serious...'
The doctor said, 'Way out man.
My brother said, You can't be serious...'
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Spaceman
What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.
Astronauts and crosses.
Doctor
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
Bugs
What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
Ticks.
Potato
What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
Banana
Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
It was a slip road.
Bankers
Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
He lost interest.