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Jokes About Tennis - Page 1


Here are some jokes about tennis and tennis players. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Tennis
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
Jokes About Tennis
What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
Jokes About Tennis
Child: Aw Mom. Whenever we visit Uncle Al he always wants to go bowling. He never wants to go with me to the court and play a few sets of tennis. I think he hates it.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.
Jokes About Tennis
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, I am obsessed with the idea that I am John McEnroe playing at Wimbledon.'
The doctor said, 'Way out man.
My brother said, You can't be serious...'


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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.

Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.

Musicians

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

Dracula

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

Catch

What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.