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Jokes About Tennis
Get ready as we serve up some laughs with these jokes about tennis and tennis players!�They will have you laughing all the way to match point. There are 5 jokes in this category.
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Never fall in love with a tennis player. To him, love means nothing.
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, I am obsessed with the idea that I am John McEnroe playing at Wimbledon.'
The doctor said, 'Way out man.
My brother said, You can't be serious...'
The doctor said, 'Way out man.
My brother said, You can't be serious...'
Child: Aw Mom. Whenever we visit Uncle Al, he always wants to go bowling. He never wants to go with me to the court and play a few sets of tennis. I think he hates it.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.
What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
A tennis ball.
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
They serve in the court.
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