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Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about sports. As you might expect we have some jokes about soccer and golf. There are 19 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Sports
What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
Jokes About Sports
Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
Jokes About Sports
Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.
Jokes About Sports
When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
Jokes About Sports
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
Jokes About Sports
Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
Jokes About Sports
What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
Jokes About Sports
Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
Jokes About Sports
What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
Jokes About Sports
What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!

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