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Jokes About Sports - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about sports. As you might expect we have some jokes about soccer and golf. There are 19 jokes in this category.
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What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
Fencing.
Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.
Because they were on strike.
When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
When he is seeing stars!
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
In the gutter.
Did you hear about the man who lost the race
because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
Hula hoops.
Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
The Philadelphia Friars.
What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!