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Jokes About Cows - Page 1
Here are some jokes about cows. There are 38 jokes in this category.
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Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.
It wanted to look for greener pastures.
What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
The daily moospaper!
Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
To the MOO-vies.
Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Because their horns don't work.
What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
MOO-sical chairs.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
It's way pasture bedtime.
Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
There was udder chaos.
What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
A steak out.
What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
Moo Zealand.
What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
They give each other a milk shake.