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Jokes About Cows
Here are some really corny jokes about cows and calves. They range from classic puns to funny one-liners. These jokes will have you mooing with laughter. There are 46 jokes in this category.
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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
Laughing stock.
Where do cows eat their lunch?
At a calf-eteria.
At a calf-eteria.
What TV program is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
Moos At Ten.
My uncle said, 'I saw this film about these cows who took over a ship, and they cast the captain adrift in an open boat.'
I said, 'That's amazing. What was the film called?'
My uncle said, 'Moo-tiny on the Bounty.
I said, 'That's amazing. What was the film called?'
My uncle said, 'Moo-tiny on the Bounty.
What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
Decalfinated!
Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Because she was so mooo-dy.
A farmer was busy milking one of his cows. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a small bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it until the bug squirted out into his milk pail. It went in one ear and out the udder.
'Oh, what a lovely cow!' exclaimed the young woman from the city. 'But why doesn't it have any horns?'
'There are many reasons,' said the farmer. 'Some cows don't have them until later in life. Others have them removed, while other breeds are born without them. This cow doesn't have any horns because it's a horse.'
'There are many reasons,' said the farmer. 'Some cows don't have them until later in life. Others have them removed, while other breeds are born without them. This cow doesn't have any horns because it's a horse.'
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Spoiled milk.
What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
Watch moovies!
What newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
The Daily Moos.
Is there big money to be made in the cattle business?
That's what I've herd.
That's what I've herd.